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thatu replied to your post: I keep getting really hungry and then I try to…

Stand up and spin on one feet ten times - if you faint, you’re probably hungry. If you don’t faint, you’re made of steel.

I’m starting a tag for your witty solutions

thatu replied to your post: there’s this enormous centipede in the hallway…

Set it on fire. If it doesn’t kill it, you’ll have a flaming bug and you can ask for people to deal with it and sound reasonable “HELP ME! A FLAMING BUG!” is more likely to be effective than “help me, A bug.”

fantastic solutions, as usual. I’ll go get the matches now

thatu replied to your post: I secretly think you’re a thousand times smarter than me. Also, you write nonchalant scenarios like a boss.

Nonchalant - for the hipster reader who wants to like things yet not be too excited about it. Read now before everybody else starts liking it!

thatu replied to your post: thatu replied to your post what did you send, what…

Ick. Stay in school, Ceyren! And I say this in a “please don’t get expelled” sort of way x_x

hahahahhahaahha

oh god 

OTL

thatu replied to your post: I don’t think I’ll ever be able to grasp the…

Isn’t that when you wear a t-shirt with the drawing of a tie? Not a bow tie ‘cause that’d be gala casual, just a regular tie. Trust me, I’m a fashion designer.

I see, I see. I will do this next time.