Stand up and spin on one feet ten times - if you faint, you’re probably hungry. If you don’t faint, you’re made of steel.
I’m starting a tag for your witty solutions
Set it on fire. If it doesn’t kill it, you’ll have a flaming bug and you can ask for people to deal with it and sound reasonable “HELP ME! A FLAMING BUG!” is more likely to be effective than “help me, A bug.”
fantastic solutions, as usual. I’ll go get the matches now
Nonchalant - for the hipster reader who wants to like things yet not be too excited about it. Read now before everybody else starts liking it!
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Ick. Stay in school, Ceyren! And I say this in a “please don’t get expelled” sort of way x_x
Isn’t that when you wear a t-shirt with the drawing of a tie? Not a bow tie ‘cause that’d be gala casual, just a regular tie. Trust me, I’m a fashion designer.
I see, I see. I will do this next time.